Скороговорки – смешные короткие складные и ритмизированные речевки, в которых повторяются одни и те же слога либо буквы. При этом для повторения выбраны не случайные слоги / буквы, а те, которые вызывают наибольшие трудности при произношении.

Скороговорки (чистоговорки) являются неотъемлемой частью народной культуры, которая впитала в себя все богатство русского языка. Ознакомление с ними позволяет расширять свой словарный запас. Дети буквально «впитывают» их, узнавая новые выражения и обогащая свою речь.

Но чистоговорки несут не только информационную функцию, дающую возможность познать родной язык в шутливой, игровой форме. Они помогают выявить и устранять многие дефекты речи.

Не зря при оценке готовности поступления ребенка в школу психологи просят произнести его несколько скороговорок. Это самый эффективный и простой метод выявления нарушений речи. Что самое важное – с его помощью можно выявить дефекты произношения на самых ранних этапах их возникновения. А чем раньше они будут обнаружены, тем легче их удастся устранить.

Логопеды давно используют легко запоминающиеся чистоговорки для того, чтобы работать с маленькими детьми. Суть приема проста – скороговорки смешные для детей превращают выполнение задания на произношение той или иной буквы из утомительного «формального» занятия в увлекательную игру. Ребенку становится интересно делать то или иное упражнение, он открывается навстречу новому опыту. Значит, и успех от такого лечения гораздо выше. Вот лишь некоторые скороговорки смешные и шутливые, которые можно использовать и в домашних условиях:

На звук «Ф» – У Феофана Митрофаныча три сына Феофаныча.

На звук «Р» – В бору бобёр и брат бобра работают без топора; Дали карапузу кукурузу, а карапуз просит арбуз; На корабль прокрался краб, караси украли трап; Рано утром два барана барабанят в барабаны.

На звук «Ч» – Птичку напичкали спичками.

На звук «Ы» – От топота копыт пыль по полю летит.

И многое-многое другое.

Скороговорки веселые и озорные помогут развить не только произношение, но и память. Ведь их очень просто заучивать и повторять.

Кажется, что чистоговорка – развлечение для детей. Но это далеко не так. Широко востребованы и смешные скороговорки для взрослых, чья деятельность напрямую связана с публичными выступлениями: политики, певцы, артисты, преподаватели и т.д. Они выполняют две функции.

Первая – «разогрев» языка. Перед выступлением необходимо хорошо размяться, чтобы говорить быстро и без запинок. Лучшего приема, чем быстрое произнесение вслух сложной скороговорки не найти.

Второе – обучение четкой, грамотной, быстрой речи. Без таких «базовых» навыков овладение ораторским искусством становится попросту невозможным.

Чем отличаются смешные поговорки для взрослых от детских чистоговорок? Тем, что сложность их произношения куда выше. Ребенку иногда выговорить их просто не под силу. Обратимся к примерам;

На звук «Б» – Бессмысленно осмысливать смысл неосмысленными мыслями!; Бредут бобры в сыры боры. Бобры храбры, а для бобрят добры.

На звук «В» – Верзила Вавила весело ворочал вилы; Водовоз вёз воду из-под водопровода.

На звук «Д» – Деидеологизировали-деидеологизировали, и додеидеологизировались.

На звук «К» – Идет козел с косой козой, идет козел с босой козой, идет козa с косым козлом, идет козa с босым козлом.

На звук «П» – Петр Петрович, по прозванью Перов, поймал птицу пигалицу; понес по рынку, просил полтинку, подали пятак, он и продал так.

Пригодятся скороговорки смешные для детей и взрослых при изучении иностранных языков. Они помогут быстро поставить правильное произношение и обойти «подводные камни» чужой речи.

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Eat with pleasure, drink in measure.

The passengers of the jet-engine airplane flying to Germany
were agitated having become hostages of the hijackers.

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

I wish you were a fish in my dish

Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

National Sheepshire Sheep Association

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

She saw Sherif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif’s shoes on the sofa?

She had shoulder surgery.

I’m a sheet slitter. I slit sheets. I’m the sleekest sheet slitter that ever slit sheets.

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.

She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, …

The soldier’s shoulder surely hurts!

How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t? He’d sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t!

Supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio, supposed to be pistachio.

Preshrunk silk shirts.

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

She stood by Burgess’s fish sauce shop welcoming him in.

Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, …

She sells sea shells on the sea shore; The shells that she sells are sea shells I’m sure. So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore, I’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

She sees seas slapping shores.

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister’s sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn’t sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop. All day long she sits and shines, all day long she shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits, and sits and shines, and shines and sits. Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.

Santa’s Short Suit Shrunk

I see a sea down by the seashore. But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

I shot the city sheriff. I shot the city sheriff. I shot the city sheriff.

Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

Miss Smith’s fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers Such skill as sewing shirts Our shy young sister Suzie shows Some soldiers send epistles Say they’d rather sleep in thistles Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

Does this shop sport short socks with spots?

Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!

She sells sea-shells
On the sea-shore.
The shells that she sells
Are sea-shore shells, I’m sure.

Does this shop sell socks with spots?

Ashley is a shy fish.

Wishes don’t wash dishes.

Sherwood is on a fishing expedition.

Three short sword sheaths.

Suzie Seaword’s fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

Five fit fishers shipped six thick fish dishes.

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

A fat-thighed freak fries thick fish.

Six selfish shellfish.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
Sifted sixty thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stuck together.

She sells sea-shells
On the sea-shore.
The shells that she sells
Are sea-shore shells, I’m sure.

Does this shop sell socks with spots?

Ashley is a shy fish.

Wishes don’t wash dishes.

Sherwood is on a fishing expedition.

Three short sword sheaths.

Suzie Seaword’s fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

She sees cheese.

Six slimy snails sailed silently.

Sixty-six sick chicks.

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever saw, saw. If you’ve got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then I’d like to see your saw saw.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

I saw a saw in Arkansas , that would outsaw any saw I ever saw, and if you got a saw that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas let me see your saw.

How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw before Soar saw See.

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. Slick slim slippers sliding south.

Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.

Stupid superstition!

Mrs King is bringing something pink for Mr King to drink.

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

Thomas thinks of terrible things
And to the troubled teacher brings
Things that sing and things that sting,
Things which swing and things which cling,
Things that ping, and ring, and fling,
And of all these things thinks nothing.

Luke’s duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke’s duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli’ a dollie made of holly! The golli’, feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally’s jolly golli’s holly dollie Polly’s also jolly!

Pail of ale aiding ailing Al’s travails.

Little Lady Lilly lost her lovely locket.

Lucky little Lucy found the lovely locket.

Lovely little locket lay in Lucy’s pocket.

Lazy little Lucy lost the lovely locket.

Aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum

Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.

Lemon liniment.

Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.

There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo, a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Ann and Andy’s anniversary is in April.

You know New York . You need New York . You know you need unique New York .

Ninety-nine new-born babies need ninety-nine new napkins.

Unique New York , unique New York , unique New York , …

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

Tie a knot, tie a knot. Tie a tight, tight knot. Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could

Red blood, green blood

Great gray goats

Greek grapes. Greek grapes. Greek grapes.

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. …

Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop, Snap Crackel pop

How much caramel can a canny hiccupping cram in a camel if a canny hiccupping can cram caramel in a camel?

Craig Quinn’s quick trip to Crabtree Creek.

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

Red lolly, yellow lolly.

Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, …

Rattle your bottles in Rollocks’ van.

Really leery, rarely Larry.

Her whole right hand really hurts. difficult in Brazil

A lump of red leather, a red leather lump

Red leather, yellow leather, …

Mallory’s hourly salary.

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.

The little red lorry went down Limuru road.

The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

The rate collector correctly collected the late rates at a great rate.

Robert Rowley rolled a round roll round roll round.

Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

Mary Mac’s mother’s making Mary Mac marry me. My mother’s making me marry Mary Mac. Will I always be so Merry when Mary’s taking care of me? Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

Pirates Private Property

How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.

Ray Rag ran across a rough road. Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?

We gathered ripe red raspberries along the river road.

The three will probably drive across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Richard’s wretched ratchet wrench.

Willy’s real rear wheel

Real weird rear wheels

Rolling red wagons

We’re real rear wheels.

Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall

Willie’s really weary.

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.

What a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister, what a terrible tongue twister…

Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
A big black bear bit a big black bug.

Bill Board had a board bill and a billboard.
Both the board bill and the billboard bored Bill Board.
So, Bill Board sold the billboard to pay his board bill and now
Neither the board bill nor the billboard will bore Bill Board.
black back bat

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

Bobby Bippy bought a bat. Bobby Bippy bought a ball. With his bat Bob banged the ball Banged it bump against the wall But so boldly Bobby banged it That he burst his rubber ball “Boo!” cried Bobby Bad luck ball Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball Now to drown his many troubles Bobby Bippy’s blowing bubbles.

Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines. Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).

Black background, brown background.

Red Buick, blue Buick

Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ….

Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

A black bloke’s back brake-block broke.

Red blood, green blood

A bloke’s bike back brake block broke.

Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.

Blake’s black bike’s back brake bracket block broke.

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

Busy buzzing bumble bees.

Ken Dodd’s dad’s dog ’s dead.

Dust is a disk’s worst enemy.

How much dew does a dewdrop drop If dewdrops do drop dew? They do drop, they do As do dewdrops drop If dewdrops do drop dew.

When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

How much dough would Bob Dole dole if Bob Dole could dole dough? Bob Dole would dole as much dough as Bob Dole could dole, if Bob Dole could dole dough.

How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle? A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

A group of Greek gourmets agreed that the game under grapefruit juice was first-grade.

A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed gradually giving gophers gooey guts.

If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.

The big black bug bit the big black bear, but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

The big black bug’s blood ran blue.

A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

Black bug’s blood

Did Doug dig Dick’s garden or did Dick dig Doug’s garden?

Green glass globes glow greenly.

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

As he gobbled the cakes on his plate, the greedy ape said as he ate, the greener green grapes are, the keener keen apes are to gobble green grape cakes, they’re great!

Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.

John, where Peter had had “had had”, had had “had”; “had had” had had his master’s approval.

The horses’ hard hooves hit the hard highroad.

The hammerman hammers the hammer on the hard highroad.

When in high spirits, I eat honey and ham and hum happy songs.

How many boards Could the Mongols hoard If the Mongol hoards got bored?

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

If you can’t can any candy can, how many candy cans can a candy canner can if he can can candy cans ?

She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in. An actor’s vocal warmup for ips and tongue.

Chicken in the car and the car can go, that is the way you spell Chicago .

If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well they can’t carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary!

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

Critical cricket critic.

How many cans can a cannibal nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans? As many cans as a cannibal can nibble if a cannibal can nibble cans.

If Pickford’s packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford’s packers packed survive for two and a half years?

Octopus ocular optics.

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

I’m not the fig plucker, Nor the fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck your figs till the fig plucker comes.

I am not a pheasant plucker, I’m a pheasant plucker’s son but I’ll be plucking pheasants When the pheasant plucker’s gone.

I am a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants. I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

I’m not the fig plucker, nor the fig pluckers’ son, but I’ll pluck figs Till the fig plucker comes.

I am not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate. I am only plucking pheasants ’cause the pheasant plucker’s running late.

I’m a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I’m the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker, That ever plucked a mother pheasant. Actually, … I’m Not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son. But I’ll stay and pluck the pheasants Till the pheasant plucking ’s done!

A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

I’m a sock cutter and I cut socks. I’m a sock cutter and I cut socks. I’m a sock cutter and I cut socks.

Knapsack strap.

If you’re keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

A cat snaps a rat’s paxwax.

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough ; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Extinct insects’ instincts, extant insects’ instincts.

A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

Federal Express is now called FedEx. When I retire I’ll be a FedEx ex. But if I’m an officer when I retire, I’ll be an ex Fedex Exec. Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec’s ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I’d be an ex ex FedEx exec. When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec’s ex.

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can’t I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock or some joker who is slicker is going to trick you of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

Old Mr. Hunt had a cuddy punt Not a cuddy punt but a hunt punt cuddy.

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, Just a square cut punt. It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Where is the peck of pickled pipers Peter Piper picked?

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, ’tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

Pete’s pa Pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

People pledging plenty of pennies.

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, …

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit and twat, to learn the letter “”T”".

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy’s Turtles tie.

But a harder thing still to do. What a to do to die today At a quarter or two to two. A terrible difficult thing to say But a harder thing still to do. The dragon will come at the beat of the drum With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to At a quarter or two to two today, At a quarter or two to two.

I know a boy named Tate who dined with his girl at eight eight. I’m unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight or what Tate’s tete a tete ate at eight eight.

There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.

A Tudor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, “”Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?”"

No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.

Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn’t teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.

Two tried and true tridents rudder valve reversals

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught ‘er?

Never trouble troubles till troubles trouble you. It only doubles troubles and troubles others, too.

Tried tickling your tongue today?

A turbot’s not a burbot, for a turbot’s a butt, but a burbot’s not.

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, …

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan. But do not buy too big a toboggan! Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

Цапля чахла, цапля сохла, цапля сдохла наконец.

Цыган подошел на цыпочках к цыпленку и цыкнул: цыц!

Жили-были три японца: Як, Як Цидрак, Як Цидрак Цидрак Цидрони. Жили-были три японки: Ципи, Ципи Дрипи, Ципи Дрипи Лимпомпони. Поженились Як на Ципи, Як Цидрак на Ципи Дрипи, Як Цидрак Цидрак Цидрони на Ципи Дрипи Лимпомпони, и у них родились дети. У Яка и Ципи — Шах, у Як Цидрак и Ципи Дрипи — Шах Шахмат, у Як Цидрак Цидрак Цидрони и Ципи Дрипи Лимпомпо­ни — Шах Шахмат Шахмат Шахмони.

Целебен сок цветка нарцисса, он исцеляет тела мышцы. Цыгане ценят это средство и лечат этим средством с детства.

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim.
Swan swam back again.
Well swum, swan!

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

There’s a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich .

Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?

Switch watch, wrist watch.

Irish wristwatch Irish wristwatch Irish wristwatch

If a twist twists a twister, and the twist that twists the twister
Untwists the twister, what becomes of the twist?

A twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist, The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

A twister of twists once twisted a twist. and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

What, when, where and why are the words we require quite often when we want to ask questions.

Which is the witch that wished the wicked wish?

William always wears a very warm white vest in winter.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

If a woodchuck would chuck wood?

World Wide Web

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

Why do you cry, Willy? Why do you cry? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why, Willy? Why?

We won, we won, we won, we won, …
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington ’s windows with warm washing water.

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

Whether the weather is cold
or whether the weather is hot
we weather the weather whatever the weather
whether we like it or not

Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, …

Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood’s wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

Whether the weather is fine or whether the weather is not,
Whether the weather is cold or whether the weather is hot.
We’ll weather the weather whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not.

We wonder whether the weather will weather the wether
Or whether the weather the wether will kill.
Sweater weather, leather weather.

Английские скороговорки на звуки [f,r,?,l]

Four furious friends fought for the phone. Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

Love’s a feeling you feel when you feel you’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before.

Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France .

Five fat friars frying flat fish.

Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

East Fife Four, Forfar Five

It’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in!

A fly and flea flew into a flue, said the fly to the flea ‘what shall we do?’ ‘let us fly’ said the flea said the fly ’shall we flee’ so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A flea and a fly in a flue, were imprisoned. So what could they do? Said the fly, “”Let us flee”".
Said the flea, “”Let us fly”". So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Flies fly but a fly flies.

Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.

Fresh French fried fly fritters

Five fat friars frying flat fish.

Freshly fried fresh flesh

He threw three free throws.

Fred Threlfall’s thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall’s thirty-five thick threads.

Seventy seven benevolent elephants

Valour and virtue are opposed to villainy and vulgarity.

Very well, very well, very well … However, however. however…

В четверг четвёртого числа в четыре с четвертью часа че­тыре чёрненьких, чумазеньких чертёнка чертили чёрными чернилами чертёж. Чрезвычайно чисто, чрезвычайно чётко.

Чижик, щука, три леща чуют чёрта, трепеща.

Не тот, товарищи, товарищу товарищ, кто при товарище товарищу товарищ, а тот, товарищи, товарищу товарищ, кто без товарища товарищу товарищ.

В четверг, четвёртого числа, ровно через час после чебу­речной, чванное, чуть-чуть чирикающее членистоногое чу­довище начисто перечеркнуло едва начавшуюся сочувствен­ную речь незадачливых, почитающих человечность и почте­ние чукч рядом с учебной частью где-то между Чили и Карачаево-Черкесией, где курочка — пёстрохвосточка выпёстрохвостила своих пёстрохвостят, плачущих и расчувст­вовавшихся из-за печальных событий, отчасти удручённых, отчасти очумевших, корчась около чайника и почему-то по­чёсываясь.

У Феофана Митрофаныча— три сына Феофаныча, три дочки Феофановны, три внучки Митрофановны.

Феофанова фуфайка Фефёле впору.

Два щенка щека к щеке грызли щетку в уголке.

Шестнадцать шли мышей и шесть нашли грошей, а мы­ши, что поплоше, шуршат и шарят гроши.

Скороговорки для тренировки звука «Р».

Рапортовал, да не дорапортовал, дорапортовывал, да за­рапортовался.

Рыла свинья белорыла, тупорыла: полдвора рылом из­рыла, вырыла, подрыла, до норы не дорыла; на то Хавронье и рыло, чтобы она рыла.

Королева Клара строго карала Карла за кражу кораллов

На дворе трава, на траве дрова: раз дрова, два дрова, три дрова; дрова вширь двора, дрова вдоль двора. Не вместит двор дров, надо выдворить дрова на дровяной двор обратно.

Ландыши наш Лавр рвал, Ларе ландыши давал. Лара ландыши брала, рада ландышам была. Лавр дарил ведь от души Ларе ландыши.

Тридцать три корабля лавировали, лавировали, да не вылавировали.

Собирала Маргарита маргаритки на траве, растеряла Маргарита маргаритки, да не все.

Рад кавалергард, что едет на парад: все кавалергарды в кокардах.

Скороговорки для тренировки звуков «Б» «П».

Бык тупогуб, тупогубенький бычок, у быка бела губа бы­ла тупа.

Маланья-болтунья молоко болтала, болтала, да не вы­болтала.

Командир говорил про подполковника, про подполков­ницу, про подпоручика, про подпоручицу, про подпрапор­щика, а про подпрапорщицу промолчал.

Краб крабу сделал грабли. Подал грабли крабу краб:
- Сено граблями, краб, грабь.

Горят лампы на рампе.

Скороговорки для тренировки звука «Л».

— Полили ли лилию? Видели ли Лидию?
— Полили лилию. Видели Лидию.

Клара-краля кралась с крокодилом к Ларе.

Ели ершей у ели, их еле-еле у ели доели.

Орёл на горе, перо на орле, гора под орлом, орёл под пе­ром.

Малина манила Марину и Милу, Марине и Миле малина мила.

Скороговорки для тренировки произношения звука «Ц».

Цапля чахла, цапля сохла, цапля сдохла наконец.

Цыган подошел на цыпочках к цыпленку и цыкнул: цыц!

Жили-были три японца: Як, Як Цидрак, Як Цидрак Цидрак Цидрони. Жили-были три японки: Ципи, Ципи Дрипи, Ципи Дрипи Лимпомпони. Поженились Як на Ципи, Як Цидрак на Ципи Дрипи, Як Цидрак Цидрак Цидрони на Ципи Дрипи Лимпомпони, и у них родились дети. У Яка и Ципи — Шах, у Як Цидрак и Ципи Дрипи — Шах Шахмат, у Як Цидрак Цидрак Цидрони и Ципи Дрипи Лимпомпо­ни — Шах Шахмат Шахмат Шахмони.

Целебен сок цветка нарцисса, он исцеляет тела мышцы. Цыгане ценят это средство и лечат этим средством с детства.

Комплексные скороговорки.

На горе Арарат растёт крупный виноград.

Ужа ужалила ужица, ужу с ужицей не ужиться. Уж уж от ужаса стал уже, ужа ужица съест на ужин. Не ешь ужица  мужа ужа, без мужа ужа будет хуже.

Весна красна цветами, а осень — снопами.

Сказано — не доказано, надо сделать.

У осы не усы, не усищи, а усики.

Была у Фрола, Фролу на Лавра наврала, пойду к Лавру, Лавру на Фрола навру.

Наш голова вашего голову головой переголовит, перевы-головит.

От богача да к богачу, как Чердокдыгин, я скачу:
так — дым (4раза),
так — дын (4 раза),
так — дыл (4 раза),
так — дыр (4 раза).

Японский ефрейтор юркнул в тойоту.

Егерь Емеля в ельнике ел ежевику.

Елизавета, Екатерина и Яков продавали на ярмарке яр­кие майки.

Майя и Тимофей сидели на скамейке у подъезда и слу­шали соловья.

Языковой барьер нарушал единство праздничной су­еты.

Обаятельная консьержка имела терпение для работы на аккордеоне.

Везёт Сенька Саньку с Сонькой на санках. Санки скок, Сеньку с ног, Саньку в бок, Соньку в лоб, всех в сугроб.

Из кузова в кузов перегружали арбузы, в грозу в грязи от груза развалился кузов.

Пошёл спозаранку Назар на базар. Купил там козу и кор­зинку Назар.

Вот сироп, кисель в стакане, это сырники в сметане, апельсины, персик, сливки, и сосиски есть в подливке.

Свиристель свиристит свирелью.

Променяла Прасковья карася на три пары чистокровных поросят. Побежали поросята по росе, простудились порося­та, да не все.

От солнца Ницца золотится.
Цветут пунцовым цветом лица,
И даже цапля, цапля — птица,
Чтобы от солнца схорониться,
В цирюльню часто мчится — бриться.
Мне Ницца очень нравится.
Цветёт вся, как красавица,
Красавицами славится,
Хочу туда отправиться.

Тетерев сидел на дереве — тень от дерева.

На улице медовик — мне не до медовика, на улице дёготник — мне не до дёготника, не до дёготниковой жены, не до дёготниковой тёщи.

Ткач ткёт ткани на платки Тане. Тарелка с траулера Тауэр стоит талер.

Лучше вода у друга, чем мед у врага.

Дионис дарил Дариде диковинные диадемы.

Деревянный дом стоял на десяти десятинах.

Друзья обдумывали это дело деловито и детально.

Документы были датированы девятым декабря этого года.

Гравёр Гаврила выгравировал гравюру.

Гром гремит, грозит, грохочет, напугать гроза нас хочет.

На реке — костёр, на костре — котёл, в нем уха — не щи, а в ухе — лещи.

С кем хлеб-соль водишь, на того и походишь.

Хозяин добр — и дом хорош, хозяин худ — и в доме тож.

Около кола колокола, около ворот коловорот.

Гонец с галер сгорел.

Клала Клава лук на полку, кликнула к себе Николку.

Покатил Костя в Кострому в гости.

Расскажу вам про покупки, про крупу да про подкрупки.

Сшит колпак, да не по-колпаковски, вылит колокол, да не по-колоколовски; надо колпак переколпаковать, перевыколпаковать, надо колокол переколоколовать, перевыколоколовать.

Купи кипу пик. Кипу пик купи. Пик кипу купи.

Брит Клим брат, брит Глеб брат, брит Фрол брат, брит Пров брат, брат Игнат бородат.

- Расскажите про покупки.
- Про какие про покупки?
- Про покупки, про покупки, про покупочки мои.

От топота копыт пыль по полю летит.

Верзила Вавила весело ворочал вилами.